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Thursday, March 10th, 2005
11:18 am
Be very, very careful if you choose to do a Vegas wedding. My pals booked her non-refundable arrangements over the internet and it was not cheap. The chapel photo was a little fuzzy but it appeared to be outdoors with green grass, stone benches, a nice trellis and lush flowers.

A limo picked us up at the hotel. Limo smelled like vomit and second-hand smoke. Limo driver looked like a 1970's serial killer. Sign on the limo door said "Driver assumes 15-20% tip of your limo fee."

Didn't get better at the chapel. My friends announced their names to blue-haired chain-smoking woman. Woman said "Ya wanna Christian or regular service?" She got on a walkie-talkie and yelled "Get your ass back over here!" Preacher wearing jeans and a heavy metal t-shirt put on his robe as he walked in the door. He smelled like cheap booze.

Wedding started. The chapel that looked outdoors on the site was actually indoors with fake grass and tacky plastic flowers. Wedding March played with lots of static on the tape player, and preacher kept it on, letting it repeat during the entire service while he talked! After the ceremony, preacher held out his hand for a tip and walked back out, removing his robe before he even got out the door.

Wednesday, July 2nd, 2003
4:33 pm
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